Fountain of Youth, not

I am now officially old.

Checking out at Target, the man behind the counter looked up at me and said, "You look like somebody. Somebody famous."

Knowing that I happen to look like all kinds of people, I said, "Debby Boone? Lynda Carter? Blair on 'Facts of Life?' Honey West?" And the list is longer of people I've been told I look like, but you get the point.

"No, that older lady," he said. "Debbie Reynolds."

Harumph.

"No, wait. You look even more like Dinah Shore."

Both dead, mind you.

I thanked him, left and quickly drove home and climbed into bed. 'Cuz that's what old people do.
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