It's windy out...

... and my hair is getting windblown.
So's my mind. And these things just blew threw it:

Here's what I do best: lose things.

Here's something I never buy: lima beans.

I love California.

I friggin' love American Idol.. I never thought I could care so much for people that I've never heard of and will never listen to again...

I want a cat. Oh, I have one. Okay, I want a new cat.

I love birds. Texas has lots of birds.

Birds in Texas fly low. If they fly at all. Mostly they sit around. Or they walk. Sometimes they do both. But not at the same time.

I want Starbucks.

And a grilled cheese.

My friend Susie just ate a grilled cheese. And didn’t share. Never mind that she’s in CA and I’m in Texas.

I like Facebook. But it taunts me. It tells me that people are eating grilled cheeses… and they won’t share with me.

On another note: Before the sun sets today, I've decided I'm going to eat a Twinkie.

Something's coming over me. I suddenly can't get Hostess products out of my mind. Twinkies. Ding Dongs. Cupcakes. SuzyQ's.

The exception: those pink snowball things. Coconut is just plain evil.

Hostess, hostess, hostess... Send help. Fast.
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