There are red dots all over our house. Yes, we had our house inspection today. And yes, our house appears to not be in perfect shape. At least according to the red dot syndrome.
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We do not have the official report back yet, but I'm betting that I'm going to have to shell out some bucks... if only to get those red dots scraped off of all of my windows.
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Since I don't know what those dots mean officially, since I don't have the report in my hand yet... I asked my agent if I should worry. She said, no. She said that red dots on windows mean that there is a damaged/loose/broken seal and moisture could possibly get in.
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So, if red dots on windows mean moisture could get in... what the heck do red dots on my electrical outlets mean? More moisture could get in?
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The whole thing is so funny because our windows are fine. So is our electrical outlet. In fact my toaster is plugged into a red-dotted electrical outlet and the toast I had this morning was just fine. And almost fully cooked, too.
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I guess it wouldn't have been quite as soggy though... if moisture hadn't shot in through the electrical outlet.
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What if I like soggy toast?
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Which I don't.
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I don't like red dots, either.
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I also don't like property inspections.
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I no longer like selling my house.
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And I really don't like my new home buyers... even though I have no idea who they are, what they are thinking, nor how much they hate me, nor if they are even going to ding me on all of my red dots.
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Know what I do like?
TODAY IS MY LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!!!
Okay, I'm happy again.
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