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You Know You're From So Cal When....
You drive right beside a Rolls Royce and don't even notice....
You speak Spanish, but you're not Hispanic....
You tell your friends that you're "almost there" when you know darn well it will be over an hour before you get there....
You buy oranges, flowers, cherries or peanuts on a freeway off-ramp....
You tan on New Year's Day and sunburn....
You live 10 miles from work but it takes you 60 minutes to get there....
Walking out of Jamba Juice, you see that a movie is being shot on-location across the street....
You say you live in L.A. when you really live in a subsection of a subsection of a subsection of L.A....
You go to Las Vegas for a weekend and the whole trip costs you $50....
The guy at Starbucks at 7:30 in the morning wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney IS George Clooney....
You are awakened in the middle of the night by a moderate earthquake and you say aloud, "That ain't even a 5-pointer," and go back to sleep....
You personally know at least 5 people with agents....
You know that Burbank is The New Hollywood....
You bump into a celebrity at El Pollo Loco....
You eat pineapple on a pizza....
You think that Venice and Manhattan are beaches....
You call 911 and they put you on hold....
You have a gym membership because it's mandatory....
The gym is packed at 3:00 p.m. on a workday....
You know what the terms "Sigalert," "PCH," and "the Five" mean....
You'd rather be anywhere other than the 405 at 4:05....
It's barely beginning to rain and every news station is declaring: STORM WATCH!....
You know how to pronounce "La Jolla."....
The Terminator is your governor.
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1 comment:
Oh, yes, indeed I can realted to 99% of these! Funny/sad thing is a friend called 911 the other day on a terrible accident and she WAS put on hold!
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