Honest to Peet...

Wednesday morning conversation at my house:

Rick, it's 9:00. Do you want to go out to breakfast? Oh, wait. Don't you have someone coming to the house at 11:00?

Yes. And I need you to be here.

Why? Who is it?

The landscape guy.

Two hours later ~

Did the guy show up?

Who?

The landscape guy?

No. Was he due here?

You said he was coming at 11:00.

No, I didn't. YOU told me he was coming at 11:00.

Because YOU told me he was coming at 11:00.

I didn't say that. I thought you scheduled him.

I didn't schedule him. I don't even know him. I wouldn't know who to call. And I think our landscape is fine.

Then why did you want him to come at 11:00?

* blink blink *

Wanna go get some breakfast?

Sure. But what if the landscape guy comes?

Good bye.
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