Good ol' Rick

Rick just called.

"Have you seen my Citibank MasterCard?"

"No."

"Well, I took it out of my wallet so that I wouldn't use it... and I put it somewhere."

"Where?"

"I don't know.  I was asking you."

"I don't know where you put something you were hiding.  Why ask me?"

"Because you always say you know everything."

"No I don't.  I say I'm always right."

"Right.  So where is it?"

"I don't know!"

"So, if you're always right... how come you're wrong now?"

"I'm not wrong!  I just don't know what you did with your credit card!"

"You would if you were always right..."
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