Ouch

I bought me a new hair dryer... and, as would be typical, I pulled off all of the silly little tags that were dangling from the cord.  'Cuz they just look so silly dangling from my cord. 

One of them caught my eye...

Seriously... where else am I supposed to use the hair dryer?

And speaking of eyes... I guess I shouldn't have bought that curling iron...  but how else am I supposed to curl my eyelashes???  Jeesh.