New Year's Resolutions

Not that I would ever make a resolution and not keep it...  but just in case some of you have that problem, here's a list of resolutions that my friend Lori is making.  And possibly keeping.  Yep, she can accomplish these.  I'm sure she can.

10. Read less.
9. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.
8. Stop exercising. It's a waste of time.
7. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
6. Procrastinate more.
5. Drink. Drink some more.
4. Start being superstitious.
3. Spend more time at work.
2. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.

and last but not least...

1. Take up a new habit: maybe smoking!
:)