I Am Woman

Hear Me Roar!

But not because I'm pro-feminism or anything.  I'm actually roaring in pain.  But I'll get over it.  And I'll get over it mostly because I have a few new skills to my credit.

I am proud to announce that I can walk a tightrope between two very tall buildings, juggle, dodge flying soccer balls, perform the art of Kung Fu brilliantly and bike ride around an island for about 12 miles.  Without ever leaving my house.  I can not fly, though.  But I'm working on it.

Yes, I have a Wii.   A Wii Fit, to be precise.  And I work out on it for about an hour a day.

And then I order pizza.  Or at least that's what happened tonight.  But that's beside the point.

I just wanted to share all of my new skills with you.... especially the dodging of soccer balls... which really isn't a skill I should be proud of because I'm supposed to be smacking them with my head.  But that might hurt... and I'm sure my psyche is aware of that and purposely dodges them.

I'm getting better and better at my Wii Fit workout.  Yes, I am.

But I may never be able to fly.  I don't know why that one just doesn't come very naturally to me.
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