New Year's Resolution

As of January 1, 2013 ...

I hearby resolve to eat less ................. low fat foods.

I hearby resolve to exercise more ...... than twice a year.

I hearby resolve to cook .................... that's it.  Just cook.

I hearby resolve to shop less ............. at Walmart and more at finer stores.

I hearby resolve to save money ........ so that I can shop at finer stores.

I hearby resolve to be nicer .............. to those who can fund my shopping sprees.

I hearby resolve to work less ............ unless the boss is looking.

I hearby resolve to play on my computer ........ more.

I hearby resolve to play on my ipad ................ more.

And ...

I hearby resolve to clean my house ....... occasionally.


Okay, wait. 

I guess I won't make any New Year's Resolutions this year ... since I've already done such a marvelous job at keeping all of the above ones anyway.

Happy New Year everyone!

:)