Who's On First?

The following piece of dialog actually took place today, between Rick and I.  And, I dunno, it seemed perfectly clear to me ...

Do you have therapy today?


No. Yes. I think.

What time?

What time for what?

Therapy.

Is today Monday?

I think so. A huge nnenshgirfffhsdk… just arrived?

What arrived?

Yes.

Yes, what?

Yes, it’s here.

What is? A package?

I don’t know. But it’s huge. From FED EX.

Is Elizabeth in it?

She did? Wow.

She did … what?

Therapy’s at 1:00.

So, you have therapy today?

FED EX.