Monday, October 28, 2013

Twiddler

My daughter's a hoot.  She's been out of town for a few days and sent me a couple of text messages and several requests for money.  I read the text messages...

Oh, and she posted on Twitter.  I read those, too.  Her gift lies in twittering.  Tweeting?  Twixting?

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How to pack for your trip to Arizona:

1. Pack one shoe.
2. Watch an episode of Bones.
3. Miss your plane.

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What baby?  There was no crying, screaming, wailing baby on the plane when we took off, officer...

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Hi, yes, I want a refund for my Southwest Airlines fight.  My attendant was dressed like a hooker & cabin lights were not dimmed as promised.

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I'm in Houston!  Let's hang out!  I'm just kidding.  I'm on a layover.  I'd never come to Houston on purpose.

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There are far too many married people on this flight.  Come on guys, give me a chance!

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In the event of a water landing, zombie attack, explosion or Sesame Street marathon, your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device.

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So rude that this kid next to me on the flight doesn't want to watch Law & Order, SVU with me ... I mean, come on kid, there's wifi on this plane!

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I never make friends faster than when I'm looking for my baggage claim and trying to recognize people from my flight.

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and my favorite tweet of hers:


With the 5% discount you get when you purchase mid-flight, I've decided that everyone gets a Skymall gift this Christmas.  Enjoy your catbeds.


:)

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