Who Wants To Be A Millionaire???

Me!  Me!  Pick MEEEE!!!!

All of my financial troubles are over.  I got a ROYALTY check for my book!!  I didn't know anyone cared.  I didn't know anyone would still buy it.  But SOMEONE did!!!  Wheeee!

I'm rich!!

Hang on Rick!  You get to stay in rehab after all!!!!!

For about a minute anyway ...

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