Two little tiny things cropped up.
One - my new mom (the nameless one) has decided that she's tired of keeping her old couch and chair in her garage for me ... because ... what if it snows? Not that it will ... but what if it does? What will become of her car, for heaven's sake? If might get wet! Not that it even snows in October or ever has ... but what if??? Sigh.
Two - I jumped the gun a bit. But I usually do.
I. Have. A. Renter. Yep, he's coming in from Oregon to visit his family in Coeur D'Alene, Idaho for the Thanksgiving break. Um, really? Kris, Dear ... you haven't even closed escrow. You haven't even gotten your couch out of 'new mom's' garage. YOU HAVE NO BEDS. You also haven't had the inspection yet to see if you still even want this place!
Plus, YOU HAVE NO BEDS.
You also DON'T EVEN OWN THIS PLACE YET!!
Good grief. I'm proactive, okay??????
Know what Elizabeth, my dear darling daughter said? "Why are you letting someone in to RUIN your cute condo?" Thanks, Liz. Thanks. Cuz that WAS my plan all along. Not the money ... I just wanted someone to ruin everything for me.
And what do I care? I don't even own the place yet.
AAARRRGGGHHHHHHAAAWWWWWWWWWWW!
Oh, hey. I found a bed. Just perfect for the family of four that's coming for Thanksgiving. Right?
RIGHT!!!!????
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