... that took place in my home today:
Phone rings ...
K: Yes, Dear?
R: Where on the ceiling is the crack?
K: Is the handyman there yet?
R: Yes, he's right here with me. We're in the bathroom.
K: Well, look up. It's on the ceiling.
R: But where?
K: It's over the bathtub.
R: Where over the bathtub?
K: On the CEILING.
R: In the shower?
K: No, the bathtub.
R: But where?
K: LOOK UP. It's on the ceiling.
R: We're standing in the shower and we don't see it.
K: THE TUB! Look over the tub!!
R: Is it IN the tub?
K: NO, THE CEILING!
R: We don't see it. Can you see it?
I knew what he meant, but I couldn't resist playing with him some more.
K: I can see it. It's right there ... over the tub.
R: Is it on the ceiling?
K: Let's start over. It's ON THE CEILING, OVER THE TUB.
R: We're in the shower ...
Ay Yi Yi.
And when I got home for lunch today ... the crack was still there, just smiling away at me.
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