january 8th

I'm 8 days into the new year and so far I've kept all of my New Year's Resolutions!  Yea, me!

Here was the first one ...

Yep, kept that resolution real good.  Everyone'll want me to cook for them after this gourmet meal!

I learned how to set a table!  The most important item goes just to the left of the salad fork.

I learned how to bury my husband ... I didn't have a shovel so I could only hide him here.

I learned how to make my house warm.  Yep, I'm a redneck at heart.

I learned how to send text messages.  I'm real good at it, too.

I learned how to decorate my friends...

Meet Tamara.  Not sure she likes being decorated, though.

Here's another terrific text message I sent.  I'm getting so good at this!

Didn't what?

And finally ... I learned what my husband wants of me.  He made it clear on this gift bag that concealed my Christmas gift.

I wonder what he means?

I learned so much more in 2017 but some things weren't fit to print.  Well, they were, but perhaps they were legitimate lessons ... legitimate learnings?  Good stuff?  Either way, welcome to 2018!  I hope you have figured out half as much as I have this past year ...

And if not?  Well, you're in good company.

With me.

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