only me

 Only I would wear these shoes ...

... on a day when my windshield looked like this.

Yep, that's my windshield.  Those be ice flakes.  I'd say 'snow flakes' but it was darn near too cold to be snowing.  It was icing.

Wanna see a close up of the lovely shoe I chose to wear?

I swear, I haven't got a brain in my head.

No, wait.  I distinctly remember someone telling me it was going to be warmer!  No, really.  I heard that.  It was no longer going to be 9 degrees out ... so, in my little head, it was BEACH WEATHER!

Hence the sandals.

Yeah, no.

Well, it WAS warmer.  40 degrees IS warmer than 9 degrees.

It is, right?

Fortunately, my desk at work comes equipped with this ...

Just don't tell the fire marshall.

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